December 2011
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Three* Years Ago I Was Sad on New Year's Eve
So, you may or may not know that I have written more than a few tragic holiday songs…
Once I wrote a song about being drunk/sad/pissed off/eating guacamole on New Year’s Eve. Last year, I set it up for free/set your own price download all night on account of the holiday.
Anyway, I decided to make it a yearly tradition!!!!! Only this time, you can download it all week before the new...
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gensterrr asked: hey i just wanted to say i had a great time at your show at the zami house and i am definitely a new fan :) i was the one in the striped dress with the twin, hah.
Anonymous asked: if someone told you that the thought of you and Zoe B making out turns them on would you be flattered or creeped out? legit question
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What transpired at my house this morning
As relayed by my housemate and paraphrased by me
[buzz buzz]
Housemate: Hello?
Guy: Hey, I'm the cable guy. I have to get up to your roof and shut off the cable on the (unoccupied) third floor
Housemate: Okie doke
[guy *IN CABLEVISION OUTFIT* goes to the roof and down the fire escape and presumably shuts off cable, then comes back]
Guy: Okay, did it
Housemate: K, bye
[guy leaves]
4 Police Officers: [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK}
Housemate: um...hello officers
Officers: Did a guy go up to your roof?
Housemate: Yeah...He said he was the cable guy?
Officers: ...Did he leave the building?
Housemate: I think so?
Officers: Okay, thanks. Next time you might want to check IDS before letting people in. Haveagooddaybye!
Housemate: Hmmmm
[on the phone with the 79th precinct]
Me: Hey, there was a guy on our roof this morning and we didn't ask the responders what was going on, is there some way to get some info about that?
Precinct: No.
Me: You don't have any information about that?
Precinct: Nope. And if I did, I couldn't tell you.
Me: So, to your knowledge, should we be concerned ?
Precinct: Not anymore than usual.
Me: K thanks
so, um.....what do you think that was about? At first I thought somebody across the street was being really racist and called the cops just because they saw this guy on the roof...But my housemate brings up the great point that the protocol for cable companies shutting off somebody's cable is probably not to wait until the residents are gone, go onto the roof and break into the apartment via the fire escape...Weird.
I am playing in Brooklyn on Sunday, actually I am... →