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• As relayed by my housemate and paraphrased by me
• [buzz buzz]
• Housemate: Hello?
• Guy: Hey, I'm the cable guy. I have to get up to your roof and shut off the cable on the (unoccupied) third floor
• Housemate: Okie doke
• [guy *IN CABLEVISION OUTFIT* goes to the roof and down the fire escape and presumably shuts off cable, then comes back]
• Guy: Okay, did it
• Housemate: K, bye
• [guy leaves]
• 4 Police Officers: [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK}
• Housemate: um...hello officers
• Officers: Did a guy go up to your roof?
• Housemate: Yeah...He said he was the cable guy?
• Officers: ...Did he leave the building?
• Housemate: I think so?
• Officers: Okay, thanks. Next time you might want to check IDS before letting people in. Haveagooddaybye!
• Housemate: Hmmmm
• [on the phone with the 79th precinct]
• Me: Hey, there was a guy on our roof this morning and we didn't ask the responders what was going on, is there some way to get some info about that?
• Precinct: No.
• Me: You don't have any information about that?
• Precinct: Nope. And if I did, I couldn't tell you.
• Me: So, to your knowledge, should we be concerned ?
• Precinct: Not anymore than usual.
• Me: K thanks
• so, um.....what do you think that was about? At first I thought somebody across the street was being really racist and called the cops just because they saw this guy on the roof...But my housemate brings up the great point that the protocol for cable companies shutting off somebody's cable is probably not to wait until the residents are gone, go onto the roof and break into the apartment via the fire escape...Weird.

I’m just going to leave this up here, k  #sacrilege

…it’s from Frederick 2 months ago

Magnetic Fields’ “I Don’t Want To Get Over You”

Careful, this will get stuck in your head. 

yep.

Me: “I think I’ll put this prospective Pancho’s show date on my Gcal so I don’t forget”
Gcal: “Shut up. This is my house. You just live here.”

Sometimes I think that if Chewey was a human, we would kind of look alike. Is that a weird dog-person thing to think?

It’s been a toddler music class morning, this is my new friend Tick Tock. Yes, I am wearing the same clothes as yesterday…I may have slept out last night.

you can’t really tell, but there are about 100 black crows in my parents’ backyard right now…They’re not even afraid of my dog. Very Alfred Hitchcock

HA. Thank you, Adam J. Kurtz!

This video is funny. It was right after I graduated college and still getting my shit together (I mean, not that we’re ever done getting our shit together AMIRITE?) so all my answers about money and life plans were “uhhhhhhhm?”

My friend Chloe wanted to ask if I would go on a haunted hayride with her and her boyfriend. So, she googled haunted hayrides near her school. GUESS WHAT CAME UP (#7 down).

Weird, right? It’s almost like Google knows my love for fall and haunted things. I can’t figure it out.